Spamalicious!

I am so easily amused…instead of just deleting the gajillion spam comments I get here I like to skim through them once in awhile. Some of them are so amusing I had to share…

Such Praise!

• I thought it was going to be some boring old post, but it really compensated for my time.
• Youre so cool! I dont suppose Ive read anything like this before. So nice to find somebody with some original thoughts on this subject.
• You certainly understand what youre referring to. Man, this website is simply excellent! I cant wait to browse more of what youve got to share. Im actually delighted that I discovered this when I did since I had been truly starting to become tired with the total writing world. Youve turned me around, dude  (Totally welcome, dude.)
• Realy good work cheers mate! (Even Australia loves me!)
• What necessary words… (*blush* I try…)
• That can be the best stuff on the internet.
• Lovely site! I am loving it!! Will be back later to read some more. I am taking your feeds also (Wait! Leave me mah feeds!)

Uh…I think it’s supposed to be praise….

• I have not checked in here for some time as I thought it was getting boring, but the last several posts are good quality so I guess I will add you back to my daily bloglist.
• A thoughtful insight and ideas I will use on my blog. You’ve obviously spent a lot of time on this. Thank you! (So you’re ripping me off. Thanks?)
• I cant believe youre not more popular because you definitely have the gift. (You know, this has been an issue all my life and I haven’t figured it out either!)
• Wow that was really interesting, although i would add few more deeper thoughts (If only I had some…)
• I was wondering if you ever considered changing the structure of your blog? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having one or two images. Maybe you could space it out better?

Lest you think all the spammers love me…

• I do not understand you, man (Definitely not the first time I’ve heard this complaint.)
• I have seen this post on another website.
• The very core of your writing whilst sounding reasonable initially, did not really work very well with me after some time. Somewhere throughout the paragraphs you were able to make me a believer but just for a while. I nevertheless have a problem with your leaps in logic and you might do well to help fill in all those gaps. When you can accomplish that, I would surely be amazed. (No one would be as amazed as I, if I managed that.)

Ummmm…no?

• Hello may I eat some of the information here in this record if I link treacherously to you?
• Would you be fascinated with exchanging hyperlinks?
• Get some meth and party (But oh so tempting…)

Errr…what?

• I have only been involved in the blogging sphere for a very short time, and I must say, I find the comments part of increasing frustration when just spammy trash is entered. (Me too, dude, me too.)
• Absence makes the heart develop fonder
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• I am a Boston Cab pilot
• I really like yours site..keep it growing…male enhancement (Err…)

I wasn’t sure where to put this one exactly…praise, no or what?

• F*ckin’ remarkable issues here. I am very satisfied to peer your article. Thank you a lot and i’m looking ahead to touch you. Will you please drop me a e-mail?